I have this feeling that I need to blog, I don’t know what it is, but I just need to do it. I have no specific topic in mind, but I am sure I can think of something. Maybe. Maybe not. I should be doing something like throwing a load of laundry in or maybe organizing my room. But of course the procrastinator I am at heart always seems to kick in, and leaves me very unmotivated. Like I have several “to do” list, but I never seem to get them accomplished. I swear if my head wasn’t attached to my neck, I would lose that too. (“Taken literally that’s incredibly gross”) I hate losing things. It makes me feel very ahhhh I can’t think of the word, but kind of embarrassed I guess. I don’t like it. I very much dislike it. So I am sitting here waiting for “Criminal Minds” to come on. I love that show. Love it. It’s so disturbingly awesome…you just have to watch it.
I love Dr. Reid…I love t.v. geniuses. Sheldon Cooper hehe he’s my favorite “BAZINGA”…
Penny <3 Sheldon…she just doesn’t know it yet.
I also love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was such a clever show. I would probably die of excitement if they made that into a movie. I did hear some news that the people who own the rights to the show or Buffy or whatever are going to make a movie but without Mr. Whedon. Umm I’m sorry, but he is the mind behind Buffy. It would be like having Batman without Bruce Wayne. He actually left the making of the original movie over creative difference, and guess what it sucked! So I ask you copyright owners, why in the world would you dare make the same mistake twice?
This is totally off subject, but I just realize I can upload audio…yay. This can get very dangerous 
you have been warned! Let’s try a test run to see if it works…ready. I must pick a track…Nevermind, you have to pay for that shit. Guess I’m stuck with youtube. Thanks for bursting my bubble space upgrader :( anywho…what was I talking about…oh yeah television.
So I know it sounds like I watch a lot of television, but I really don’t. Mind you I do have shows that I watch, but other than that it’s mostly on for noise. I would rather watch a movie. I just watch Zombieland but before I get to that I have to talk about my absolute favorite show..
Friends <3 I seriously know what episode it is just by the title. I have all ten season on DVD and have my very one marathons. I haven’t had one in a long while, I swear. I wish I had hair like Rachel, loved to clean like Monica, make up songs like Phoebe, hilarious like Chandler, spelled baby like Joey, and loved Dinosaurs like Ross. This is the part where in <insert> a photo or video, but I am having difficulties deciding which one…I may have to show them all because I am laugh hysterically at each one…god I love that show!
ok I laughed hysterically at this one the most…i won’t put them all on here. I don’t want “seriously Jessica? really? we get it you love Friends“
Zombieland
Was it gory? Yes it was a movie involving zombies, they aren’t beautiful creatures. So expect bloodyness gore. Was it scary? Nope pure comedy, although I did jump at one part, but in my defense it had that loud knocking noise. you know the “he’s right behind you” and then they turn around noise. But that’s just me…I jump at loud noises. And it had a scary clown. I am scared of clowns. This one looked like it was from my nightmare. I hate clowns. Thank you Stephen King. Was it funny? Hehe it surely was. It had the humor of Michael Cera, whose not in the movie. If you like that kind of humor. If you like to ,you know ,laugh. Woody Harrison, who was in the movie, was hysterical. What his character would do for a Twinkie. The movie also stars Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin.
It was “Dawn of the Dead” meets <insert hilarious comedy of your choice>
Memorable quotes {thank you imdb.com}
Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons… were the fatties.
Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
Columbus: Someone’s ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it…
Tallahassee: [referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They’re in the back, aren’t they?
Little Rock: [pops up holding shotgun] Just me.
Columbus: I’m really sorry. She was a good crouching tiger…
Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature faster than boys. She’s way ahead of where I was at that age.
Little Rock: Twelve’s the new twenty. Gun please.
Tallahassee: Like you would ever use that thing
[Little Rock shoots in the air]
Tallahassee: Don’t kill me with my own gun.
Little Rock: [as Bill Murray is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Garfield maybe
Little Rock: Who’s Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: …I’ve never hit a kid before… I mean, that’s like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who’s Gandhi?
Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where the fuck are the God damn Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I HATE coconut. Not the flavor, but the consistency
**but you should watch the movie. If you have a strong stomach…unlike my sister. She doesn’t like gory/scary movies. I didn’t care for “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” remake, I’ve never seen the original. But that movie stuck with me a couple days afterwards. **shivers**
Seriously it’s 1:35 am…crap! Where did the time go? I still haven’t put my clothes in the washer. hehe…oops! I did it again.
Song of the Day
“Destination” by Imagine Dragons. Totally awesome band!! They’re from Las Vegas, NV and their sound reminds me of The Killers. But these guys are going places.
**Btw…this video my sister took
alright this is me signing off
thanks for reading
<3, J
